In these irrationally exuberant times, it's getting harder and harder for the self-respecting pessimist to stay unhappy.
So pervasive is the hope, so overwhelming the positivity, that without the firmest grip on your sullen perspective, you might actually lose it.
Then one day, you wake up looking at the bright side, whistling some inane show tune and generally annoying everyone around you.
Fortunately, we've found a solution dubbed the Pessimist's Mug, specifically engineered by chronically cynical pessimists.
This crystal-clear mug will help all who drink from it to stay grounded, by forever reminding them to see when the glass is half-empty.
Specifications:
The Pessimist's Mug has an outer thickness of 4mm and weighs about 420g.























