Product Description
In the spirit of the famous Monty Python Argument sketch, and we quote – Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert! Now, what have you got to say to that, mmmm? Anything? What's the matter, cat got your tongue? Monkey got your brain? Don't you hate it when you can't think of a good comeback – or even worse, you think of it five minutes later. Well, problem solved.
With the Insult Generator, you'll never be lost for (insulting) words again.
This portable, hide in your pocket, disher of dirt has 40 different insults simply controlled by the push of a button. For instance – Is that your face or did your neck throw up? is perfect if you're in the mood for a little mudslinging. Then of course, for those workmates with the mental acuity of a carrot – You are pure inspiration for birth control. (Of course, it'll probably take them until lunchtime to get it – when you'll finally hear an offended hey! waft from their cubicle...)
The best thing about the Insult Generator is it speaks for you! So you don't have to let a bad word leave your lips. Which means no one will recognise your voice – in case you decide to make random insulting phone calls to your friends during the day and then just hang up.
Remember though, use it wisely and with discretion. Preferably only on those that can appreciate its political incorrectness without taking some sort of legal offence!
Go on, add the Insult Generator to your cart now – you, you... you monstrous mound of monkey vomit!
Caution: We are not responsible for any hurt feelings or emotional trauma that the Insult Generator may cause.
Specifications:
The Insult Generator requires 2 x AAA batteries (included) and is approximately 12 x 6 x 2.5 cm in size.
At a push of the button, the Insult Generator randomly plays one of 40 stored insults.
Please note: Not suitable for children under 3 years due to small parts which may constitute a choking hazard.
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