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Do you find it hard to get your partner or the kids up in the morning? Well, struggle no more...the Grenade Alarm is the perfect solution to your problem.

Getting that grumbling snuffling bulk out from under the quilt covers in the morning is a challenge you shouldn't really have to deal with. Especially when the thing that emerges is inevitably grumpy and looks like a hung-over swamp monster.

Our Grenade Alarm makes the whole 'getting them out of bed' exercise a very simple and indeed, amusing operation. Looking like an old-fashioned comedy hand grenade, this alarm will wake up pretty much anything.

Simply pull the pin, yell an emphatic fire in the hole, then lob the grenade into the sleeper's room. After about twenty seconds, a very annoying and piercingly loud noise will blast out.

The best part, however, is that to stop the alarm the sleeper has to find you, so you can put the pin back in. It's both stupid and brilliant, but will be the bane of every over-sleeper on the planet. Parents are going to love this, though the soon to be rudely awoken might not.


Specifications:

The Grenade Alarm has three volume settings, is about 13 x 8 x 6 cm in size and requires 3 x AAA batteries (not included).

Please do not test or otherwise activate the Grenade Alarm anywhere near a person's or pet's ear.

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Author: ken lowndes
From: moranbah, qld

1 Jun 2008 11:37:07

Incoming!

It certainly has a way of gaining bored, sleepy peoples attention at meetings in fact you can tell when someone has had military experience, by them diving for cover instinctively and the rest sitting there like stunned sheep. Now that's how you start a meeting!
You've hit the nail on the head with this one an almost perfect replica, I'd hate to try and take it through customs at any airport.

Now down to the dislikes; 1, It's not a very effective weapon if you can shut the noise off by depressing the lever. It should also be removable as in flies off when thrown or simply falls off when the pin is removed and you're about to throw it [perhaps the pin holds it in place until removed]. Of course you could simply disconnect it's use for shut off of noise.
2, What's with a visable switch for noise level, surely it could be hidden inside the rubber cover and not using that type of switch. I haven't tested it's smashability by irate victims yet as I only have the one unit and most figure out how to shut it down early [lever].
3, Unless the area of attack has an echo quality about it the weapon can simply be a not overly noisy toy which means you have to do your homework in terms of ambush.
4, If you've got to sit there and watch it count down 20 seconds you've usually figured out how to disarm it by then, anyway most real grenades work to the 5 second delay. Do YOUR homework.

I have a fascination with remote control toys [Tanks are my favourite] I like devices that look real, good quality and can take a bit of rough and tumble hence irate victims.

If you pick me to test your big boys toys I will give as detailed a description of the good and bad of each toy and so will my test subjects [workmates].

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